macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
illkim: A homosexual version of The Birds & the Bees titled “The Triceratops and The Tricerabottoms”
The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be...– Jada Pinkett Smith (via bluishtigers)
All I can say about sitting in starbucks...
i’m not even scheming…just saying though
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Every time I think about what you did I get that disgusting feeling in my chest...
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover
Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with...– Sylvia Plath (via oh-girl-among-the-roses)
In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate.– Toni Morrison (via uglygirlsclub)